Naomi
in the Living Room and Other Short Plays is a collection of 20 short plays by Christopher Durang. The stories range from broadly funny to nearly macabre, with a sometimes-rich sense of parody.
Naomi in the Living Room finds a young couple being badgered by the groom's psychotic mother. Naomi, when visited by John and
Johnna, her son and daughter-in-law, is alternately friendly and
insulting. Johnna copes her best, but when John changes his clothes
to look like Johnna, things start to unravel. Naomi barely notices
any differences but throws them both out of the house, then decides
she's had a nice time! (First produced in 1988 by Home for
Contemporary Theater in New York City; Cast: 2 female, 1 male)
The Book of Leviticus Show is a macabre look at public access television and religious fanaticism. Lettie Lu is broadcasting her
own public TV access show from a local motel. Based on Lettie Lu's
belief in the Book of Leviticus, the show's interpretation of the
story leads Lettie Lu to today's segment's activities of capturing
and putting to death a homosexual and an adulteress. All in a day's
devotion to God. (Cast: 3 female, 2 male, flexible casting.)
Entertaining Mr. Helms: An extremely conservative father
runs a rigid household: the Pledge of Allegiance each morning, his
wife does "woman's thing," his daughter gets points for
being glad a classmate died of a botched abortion and his son gets in
trouble calling sports teams by words with double meanings (instead
of Team A and B). They are all happy living in America. (Cast: 2
female, 2 male)
Cardinal O'Connor comes to explain briefly why birth
control is always, always, always, wrong. (Cast: 1 male)
Woman Stand Up: A sensitive woman trying to do stand-up
comedy has to bring her own laugh track, just in case. Her
self-deprecating jokes turn out to be all too real, as is her pain as
she senses the truth. (Cast: 1 female)
DMV Tyrant offers the story of a man who goes to a derelict clerk at the Division of Motor Vehicles and tries to get his license renewed with infuriating results. (Cast: 1 female, 1 male)
The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of Where Babies Come From:
Frank and Joe Hardy change sweaters a lot and look cute. The word
"sleuthing" excites them and they're off to investigate
what it means that Nancy Drew has "a bun in the oven."
(Cast: 1 female, 3 male)
Aunt Dan Meets the Madwoman of Chaillot: Aunt Dan, the
title character of Wallace Shawn's Aunt Dan and Lemon, has a
discussion with Giradoux' The Madwoman of Chaillot. They discuss it
all. (Cast: 2 female or 1 female, 1 male)
Canker Sore and Other Distractions brings to life the story of a man and a woman, previously married who try to reconcile over dinner. The reconciliation is ruined, however, by a canker sore and a talkative waitress. (Cast: 2 female, 1 male)
Medea: A sketch co-authored by Durang and Wendy
Wasserstein. Medea and her chorus of three woman try to figure out if
it's appropriate to kill your children to punish your husband. Jason
shows up; so does a messenger with news of Lady Teazle; and a deus ex
machina comes down from the sky to cheer everybody up. (Cast: 4
female, 2 male)
Funeral Parlor tells the tale of a rather peculiar stranger who tries to help a grieving widow deal with the death of her husband in some very bizarre ways. (Cast: 1 female, 1 male)
1-900-Desperate centers around Gretchen, who is nagged by her mother about her empty
love life. She calls a romance talk line to find only other women and
one young man named Scuzzy. When a five-year-old child randomly dials by mistake,
Gretchen finds his innocent babbling preferable to all the adults on
the call. (Cast: 3 female, 1 male, 1 boy)
Women in a Playground showcases two women watching their children play;
one of them is pretty normal, the other has a very pessimistic
outlook. (Cast: 2 female)
Phyllis and Xenobia: Two strange sisters bicker about who
did or didn't kill their mother, and who does or doesn't like
pudding. (Cast: 2 female)
Desire, Desire, Desire: Another Tennessee Williams parody,
from the author of For Whom the Southern Belle Tolls. Blanche DuBois,
her nerves shot, is stuck in a house with a slobby Stanley Kowalski,
who keeps yelling "Stella!" Stella left for a lemon Coke
six years ago and never returned. Blanche tries to seduce a young
census taker, but is interrupted by Big Daddy and Maggie from Cat on
a Hot Tin Roof. A "tart" from The Iceman Cometh shows up as
well, irritating Blanche by saying "pipe dream" instead of
"illusion." Stella comes back briefly, but departs again,
leaving Blanche and Stanley stuck together for eternity. (Cast: 3
female, 5 male)
One Minute Play: Written for a one-minute play festival at
American Repertory Theatre. A young man tells his suicidal,
despairing thoughts to a cheerful woman who chooses to ignore them.
(Cast: 1 female, 1 male)
John and Mary Doe introduces us to the idealized family: John Doe, his wife, Mary, and their three perfect children. But things aren't as they initially seem. His happy portrayal
keeps turning truly dark, as he reveals that his wife has been
murdered and dismembered by their insane next-door neighbor, Tommy
Psycho Babbit. Then he takes it back, says he's made it all up, and
that everything is fine. Mary looks normal, but from time to time her
mouth falls off and her eye pops out. John kills his children in a
rage, then says he didn't really. Mary and John go to sleep and hope
Dr. Kevorkian comes in the morning. (Cast: 2 female, 3 male)
Gym Teacher: An overly macho gym teacher addresses a co ed
class of seventh graders, saying inappropriate things and eventually
forcing the unlucky class to play a game of "bombardment"
(hitting members of the other team with volleyballs), but this time
played with bowling balls. (Cast: 1 male)
The Doctor Will See You Now: A raucous Woman Singer,
dressed in sequins and boa, keeps bursting into noisy song in a
doctor's office. Mr. Wilson is there to see the doctor about an
allergy, but the doctor and his nurse insist he has a venereal
disease and call up everyone he knows. A public service announcement.
(Cast: 2 female, 2 male)
Under Duress: Chris and his friend Stephanie debate global
warming. Stephanie's pretentiousness irritates Chris, but they make
up, and Chris composes a letter to the President about the subject.
Realizing he has to go to the post office to buy a stamp, Chris is
overwhelmed, but he gathers his courage and goes. (Cast: 1 female, 2
male)
About the Playwright:
Christopher Durang is an award-winning American playwright
and actor whose plays have been produced on and off- Broadway, in
regional theatres around the US and abroad. He has a B.A. from
Harvard College, and an M.F.A. in Playwriting from Yale School of
Drama. Since 1994 he has been co-chair of the Playwriting Program at
the Juilliard School in Manhattan.